Oasis Knife: Your ultimate canyoning companion. Edelrid, built for adventure.
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Edelrid Rap Line Protect Pro Dry: Ultimate Dry Climbing Protection Rope
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Edelrid Rescue Shears: Your Lifesaving Sidekick, Holster Included, Be Prepared
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Edelrid's 3R Cone: Get Your Kit Back—A Climber's Best Mate. Retrieve Like a Pro, Never Lose Gear!
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Edelrid's Rope Sanctuary: Keep Your Climbing Line Safe and Sound.
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Edelrid Ropetooth: Your One-Handed Rope Companion. Climb Higher, Cut Smarter.
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Edelrid Shockstop Y: Your Lifeline. Conquer the Heights. Stay Safe, Climb On.
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Edelrid Skinny Gloves: Grippy, Agile, and Ready for Action on the Crag. Lightweight Rock Essentials.
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Edelrid Skinny Glove II: Grip Like a Gecko, Conquer Anything, Hands Down the Best!
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Edelrid SM-Clip 3R: Your Solid Mate for Sport Climbing and Beyond, Reliable Safety Guaranteed!
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Edelrid Spinner Leash: Spin Your Way to Safety, A Climbing Must-Have.
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Edelrid's Spring Bag 30 II: Your ultimate climbing companion, ready for any adventure, lightweight and reliable.
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