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Tarantula's Grip: Unisex Climbing Shoes for Your Next Adventure. Sportiva's Best.
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Tarantula: La Sportiva's Lady Climber's Best Mate, For Effortless Ascents & Unforgettable Adventures.
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TC Pro: Conquer the Crags, Classic Climbing Comfort for All. Unleash Your Inner Legend.
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