Edelrid Steel Oval: Your Lifeline. Strong, Secure, Screwed. Adventure Awaits. Get Yours Now!
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Swift Protect Pro Dry 8.9mm: Edelrid's Super-Charged Climbing Rope - Safety and Speed Unleashed, innit?
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Edelrid Swift Eco Dry 8.9mm: The Ultimate Eco-Friendly Climbing Rope Choice.
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Spiderpick II: Conquer the Snow! Adventure Awaits. Grip, Glide, Guarantee Fun on the Slopes.
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Taipan II: Unleash Your Inner Climber. Conquer Anything with This 9.8mm Rope.
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Edelrid Tech Web Sling II: Your Ultimate Climbing Companion. Light, Strong, and Ready for Adventure.
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Tillit: Conquer Cliffs with Confidence, Edelrid's Ultimate Climbing Essential.
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Caldwell's Choice: Edelrid's Eco Dry Rope - 9.6mm of Pure Climbing Bliss.
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Edelrid Ultralight Junior III: Little Climbers, Big Protection.
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Edelrid Ultralight III Helmet: Featherlight Protection, Conquer Any Climb.
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Edelrid Zodiac II: Your head's best friend, protecting you from the elements, adventure awaits, grab yours now mate.
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Zenist Ascend: Unleash Your Limit. Climb Harder. Conquer Higher. The Ultimate Climbing Shoe.
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